i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
It's official drugs can't kill me
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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