He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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