all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
The adults are the big ones right?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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