I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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