Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
sarcasm needs its own font
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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