those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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