I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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