You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
its liver damage thursday
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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