office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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