Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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