Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
