If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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