Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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