He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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