What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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