We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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