Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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