My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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