Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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