Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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