This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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