Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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