I just made out with a guy for $7.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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