Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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