you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
why do cheetos always look like penises
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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