i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
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