I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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