No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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