Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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