I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
im holly from the hills drunk
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
she peed on how many people?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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