i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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