Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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