just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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