This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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