I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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