i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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