I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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