I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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