JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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