It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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