It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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