after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
