Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
PANTIES FOUND
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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