My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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