Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I love having hate sex.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
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