is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
That accounts for only three of the penises
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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