It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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