I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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