We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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