Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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