Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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